From: Laura B
Sent: Monday, 11:32 AM
To: Eric
Subject: On the airport shuttle, LAX

Guy #1 sits next to girl on airport shuttle, tries unsuccessfully to get her attention, and finally says, "Um...you going to the airport?"

Guy #1 leaves, Guy #2 takes his place, also desperately tries to get eye contact, then says, "Who are you? You look EXACTLY like the woman I was in love with for 20 years!!"

Girl: "That sounds like a line to me."

No, I can't make this shit up...it's true. Men will try anything, apparently.

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