The Dictionary of American Diction No. 9

       
  • Our company strives on customer satisfaction.
  • Our business is prederated on being able to do that.
  • "Jim tended bar at Corbett McGee's, a ubiquitous wood-paneled Irish pub..." - Amy Hebert in KnotMag.
  • My brother-in-laws are coming over today.
  • They are all pain in the asses.
  • I can't stand those son of a bitches.
  • I use to work with Ted, when we were in high school.
  • I'm not mad at you, for say. I'm disappointed.
  • The dining room table may not be pretty, but it's functionable. (As you can tell, I have a degree in English from the finest university in Kent, Ohio.)
  • We free delivery! Located next to Tangier inside of corner. (Chinese retaurant menu)
   

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