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- The
doctor said her rotator cup was tore.
- That
picture is very designful.
- I
had a number of responsibilties during my 7 years
tender.
- "You're
totally misinterpretating the situation." Brad
on The Real World San Diego (2)
- "Have
you ever heard the Afghanistanian national
anthem?" Comedian Eddie Gossling
- Al
Sharpton on Ralph Nader's bid for the presidency:
"This is some benign way of helping the
Republicans." (And Rev. Sharpton's bid
for the presidency is... ah, never mind)
- Martha
Stewart and her guest Anthony make oyster po'
boys...
Martha: How many oysters go on a po' boy?
Anthony: Depends on the size. The bigger they
are, the fewer go on; the smaller they are the
more go on.
Martha: OK, how long do they cook?
Anthony: Depends on the size. The bigger they
are, the longer they cook; the smaller they are,
the shorter they cook. (OK, but how long do they
cook??)
- We're
using yellow potatoes, white potatoes and redskin
potatoes - we're gonna have a triage of colors.
- Customer
to office store clerk: Do you have any
magnifiers for magnifying?
- I'm
not interested in that car because it doesn't
excite me respectably.
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