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 "I'd like to get a car simular to the
one I have now."
 "My doctor said I should extrasize, so
I joined the gym."
 "Would you like salad or cold
slaw?"
 "Her and her husband recently moved
here from out of state."
 "I'm the first person in my family
that's ever went to college."
 "Rewrite them sentences. I don't like the way them are wrote."
(From a special education teacher - and, boy, was she special)
 "He needs to be accounted for his
crime." (A man being
interviewed about Rep. Bill Janklow, (R-South Dakota))
 "He saves his vacation days like
they're a six-pack in his pocket."
 "On further investigation, I found out
that she died without making a (WILL) and all attempts to trace her next of
kin was fruitless." (email from that pesky Nigerian banker)
 In the "Foreign" section at the
local video store: "In Chinee with English subtitles." (I believe the preferred nomenclature
is Asian-American, Dude.)
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