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 Performance reviews are done in February. There will be a monitory review in August depending on Written
review. (from an employee
handbook)
"...a taught and compelling
drama..."
"i can fax a resume later today if this
doesnt do threw." (from an
employment application via email)
"Hello, Want to know what's going on on
your PC while you're out of it?" (spam advertising surveillance
software)
 "I'm the first person in my family
that's ever went to college."
"I like the insurance industry, so I'm
going to college to major in actual science."
 "That fact hasn't been
authentisized."
"The employee was rolling tires off the
truck, I was helping employee by knocking down" (that doesn’t sound
very helpful - from an accident report)
"I need to find out some financual
information about that company."
"I think Steve is horning all the paper
clips." (I believe you mean
hording, but then again, I don't know Steve all that well.)
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