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- From a resume: Experience
includes adjusting claims; analyze losses and conducts
investigations. (Follow
the bouncing tenses, shifts in person, ah forget it, you got the
job!.)
- Please give me a call if
you’re looking for a positive person with great attitude and can learn
very fast. (but not one
with a firm grasp of the language)
- As you may know the job
market is a buyers market. I believe am one of the best investments you
can get. (as long as
grammar is not required)
- The inevitable is bound to
happen.
- These movies aren't
alphabeticalized!
- "Then comes the whipped
cream, chopped nuts and three cherries — although Greubel's restaurants
replace one of the cherries for an American flag." (on the banana split...
Allison Schlesinger, AP, 8/26/04)
- There's nothing worse than
living next door to a neighbor.
- As a religious leader, he
was required to sustain from sex.
(I've heard of that tantric stuff...)
- "Too many OB-GYNs
aren't able to practice their love with women all across this
country." (George W. Bush, as reported by Reuters 9/7/04)
- The doctor says if I don't have
it amputated it will woozle up and look mummified.
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