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- The
conversation that faithful April day centered on
the sexual proclivities...
- ...of
former Stern staffer Stuttering John Melendez
(who has since absconded for the Tonight Show),
and was punctuated by bouts of flatulence. -- By
Sarah Hall, E! Online (4/9/04)Be careful of what
you say, because you never know how people will
interrupt it.
- It
was the "corniest joke" premises. --
Dave Chappelle
- I
learned a lot under his tutorage. -- Melba on the
food network
- I'm
looking for a sperm donator -- Chelsea, on
"Girls Behaving Badly"
- We
need you to airdrop a duffelbag full of jargon...
-- Bam Margera
- Donald
Rumsfeld: "almost everything you asked me
was premised with an assertion that was either
incomplete or wrong." Quoted by Mike Allen
and Mark Malseed in the Washington Post
- "Hello,
you've reached the number that you
dialed..." (a regular sherlock holmes on the
answering machine.)
- Don't
disrule Tim's idea just because you don't get
along with him.
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